"If computers get too powerful
we can organize them into a
committee - that will do them
in." - Unknown

"Inside every large program is
a small program struggling to
get out." - Unknown

"The value of a program is
proportional to the weight of
its output." - Unknown

"Any given program, when
running, is obsolete."
- Unknown

"If a program is useless, it
will have to be documented."
- Unknown

"If a program is useful, it
will have to be changed."
- Unknown

"Any program will expand to
fill any available memory."
- Unknown

"The effort required to
correct the error increases
geometrically with time."
- Unknown